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Satire — Gridlock

Some people say you can never have enough Gridlock. Fortunately there’s no shortage of the sticky product, which is designed to impede progress. Thanks to the latest advances in engineering, production, and automation, more Gridlock is being produced than ever

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The End of The Day

Things are growing dark at The End of The Day, and management is losing sleep over competitors who refuse to rest. “We’re settling in for a long, dark period,” says Good Night, spokesperson for The End of The Day. “We’re

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Staying Calm

Calm International is losing its stature as a global leader in the equanimity market, with sales of flagship merchandise simmering down. While Calm remains a key provider of composure, harmony, and serenity products worldwide, experts say the company has been

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Do You Know Better?

Of course you know Better. Everyone thinks they know Better. Yet I. Dunno, spokesperson for the international celebrity, says no one really knows Better. “If I didn’t know Better,” says Mr. Dunno, “I’d think these people were delusional.” Experts, many

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Hear, Here

Ever feel like no one hears you? If so, you’ve probably never heard of a government program called “Anytime, Anywhere”. “We listen to everyone,” says Ernest Litlpicher, spokesperson for Anytime, Anywhere, an initiative with a goal of recording and storing

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